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So There Really Are Heroes in This World

The movie line every salaryman dreams of saying — someone actually pulled it off.

· 4 min · Togetter

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There's a category of line in Japanese pop culture — cinematic, dramatic, slightly over-the-top — that people quietly dream of one day delivering in real life. Not a rehearsed speech, not a written note. A line. The kind a war-movie hero says just before holding the line alone so everyone else can escape. Pure genre fiction. Completely impractical. And for most people, entirely out of reach.

One line in particular has taken on a life of its own: 「何をしている！ここは俺に任せろ、早く行け！」— roughly, "What are you just standing there for! Leave this to me — go!" The dream scenario attached to it: a coworker gets word that his wife has gone into labor, and instead of an awkward shuffle toward the exit, someone grabs the moment and delivers the line with total conviction.

Someone finally did it. The post went up, and the replies flooded in — part celebration, part confession, part wishlist. Turns out a lot of people have been quietly waiting for their turn.

Comments

I finally did it — a coworker’s wife went into labor and I got to say “What are you just standing there for! Leave this to me, go!” for the first time.
That’s so cool!
Amazing!!
You don’t exactly get many chances for that one. Well done 👍👍👍👍
Nothing to do with your coworker, but thank you. My husband was sent off the same way.
Also a genuinely smart move ❗️ Any complaints from around the time of childbirth have a way of getting brought up again and again for the rest of your life, so.
I want to try the war version — “If I make it back from this war alive, I’m going to get married.” 😛
Achievement unlocked. I’m so jealous (´ω`)
I was actually on the giving end of one lol. Good move!!
Cool.
Whoa, I want to do that! I’m already a dad, so if I could help a coworker who’s about to become one for the first time — that’d be so cool.
Too cool. I want to say it at least once before I die.
So cool! That’s the line you want to say at least once in your life!
Someone said the same thing to me 13 years ago, and because of it I made it to my second son’s birth. I want to pay it forward someday.
That’s really cool.
So there really are heroes in this world.
Not at work, but when my husband got home I immediately went into labor. He said his mom took one look and told him: “Get going!”
I’ve actually said something like this. “I wish I could send you off properly… but just go. We’ll figure the rest out somehow.”
When I went into labor, there was a professor who told my husband — who was up for a presentation at a university hospital conference — “What are you still doing here! Go. Absolutely go.”
I said this to a junior colleague hesitating to leave their outpatient shift: “I’ve got it covered! What kind of pediatrician doesn’t show up for their own kid’s birth!” They left right away. Made it in time, baby arrived safe and sound ✨
I once said this line to a Momoiro Clover Z fan colleague (Momoiro Clover Z, often shortened to MomoClo, is one of Japan’s most beloved idol groups; their devoted fans call themselves Momonofus) who showed up to a weekend shift with a yellow MomoClo T-shirt under his dress shirt. “What are you doing here! Leave this to me, go!” Nothing is more important than a live concert.
Different situation, but I once told a subordinate who’d won a fan interaction slot (ファンサ, short for fan service — when an idol personally acknowledges you during a live event) with their idol: “Take paid leave and go! Support your fave (推し, one’s devoted favorite idol or character) while you still can. We’ll handle work.”
Cool. I managed to say “I’ll square it with you with Häagen-Dazs” when an insurance agent stamped the wrong spot on a form and we had to redo it at a convenience store.
…death flag lol (In Japanese pop culture, a “death flag” is when a character says something overly hopeful before a dangerous situation — a sure sign they won’t make it.)
“When you get back, let’s crack open something good!” — trying my hand at setting a weird flag.
Perfect use of the trope! The exact opposite scenario from a death flag — it’s a celebration, new life — so no bad omens triggered!

My take

There are lines in life you just need to say at least once. The trick is keeping them ready in your head so when the moment actually arrives, you don't freeze up and let it slip by.

Comments loosely translated for tone.

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