Dreamed of a World Where Peeing Was Officially Encouraged — and Woke Up Completely Fine

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Someone had a very specific dream: a parallel world where urinating was actively encouraged — and they took full advantage of it, going on and on, until they woke up. Nothing had happened. Bone dry. The bed was fine.

That detail — the body quietly holding everything together while the brain invented a society with entirely different bathroom norms — was what set the thread off. Replies poured in from people with their own versions of the experience: the half-asleep panic, the relieved discovery, and the occasional person for whom the dream, as it turned out, was not quite so contained.

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I had a dream where peeing was officially encouraged, so I just… kept going. Woke up and checked — completely fine. Humans are genuinely amazing.

おしっこが推奨されている世界で延々とおしっこをする夢を見たのですが、起きたら全然漏らしてないすごいんだな、人体って

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Same! I’ve done it in a dream and had that mid-dream moment of “wait, am I actually doing this right now…?” — then woke up totally fine. HOW?! Thank you, body ✨

ある！夢の中でしちゃって、夢の中で『あ、これやってしまってるかも…』て起きたら大丈夫なの！なんで？！オレの身体ありがとう✨てなる

The human body: “…wait, did someone just thank me?”

人体「なんか褒められた…」

The thing about dream-peeing is that no matter how much you go, the urge never actually goes away.

夢の中だといくら出しても尿意が治まらないんですよね。

As a kid I definitely had incidents that crossed the line. But now I can dream about peeing AND 💩 and wake up completely unaffected. It’s honestly impressive……

子供の頃は夢の中でおしっこして現実でも盛大におしっこしてた覚えがあるのですが、大人になると夢の中でおしっこや💩をしても現実では全く反応してないの、本当に感心しますよね……

Lucky it wasn’t a world where 💩 was encouraged. Recommended 💩

💩じゃなくて良かったですね。推奨💩

Actually the impressive part is that your brain came up with “a world where peeing is encouraged” in the first place.

「おしっこが推奨されている世界」の夢見るのがすごいんだな

The way you say it makes it sound like peeing is actively discouraged in this world.

まるでこの世界がおしっこ非推奨みたいな言い方

I feel like I’ve seen the phrase “recommended urination” somewhere before and it’s been stuck in my head. Was it 推ション (suishon)?

「推奨されるおしっこ」という言葉がどこかにあったようでずっと考えている。推ションだったかなぁ

推ション (suishon) blends 推奨 (suishō, “recommended/endorsed”) with おしっこ (oshikko, “pee”). It sounds convincingly like a word that should exist.

That’s terrifying… genuinely terrifying. That dream sounds unhinged.

こわい、こわすぎる…。その夢はやばい。

I get pee dreams all the time and have never once actually leaked — which I genuinely find impressive.

私よくおしっこする夢見るのに一回も漏らしたことないからすごいなって思う

I’ve had a dream where it came out like a full jet stream and still woke up completely dry. Strange stuff.

私もおしっこをジェット噴射で放出する夢を見たことありましたが漏らしてなかったです。不思議ですね。

I just had my very first pee dream the other day. Same as OP — nothing leaked. Maybe there’s a real difference between choosing to go and actually losing control.

先日生まれで初めておしっこを夢の中でする夢見た。ポス主と同じく漏らしていなかった。自分の意思でおしっこをするのと漏らすというのは違うのかもしれない。

Sometimes I’ll have the full sensation of going in a dream and wake up to a completely dry bed. It does happen.

夢の中で放尿した感覚があるけど全く布団が濡れてないという事が偶に起きる

I’ve had pee dreams where I was absolutely certain something had happened — then woke up dry — and somehow that felt even more unsettling. Like, what do you mean nothing happened?

私もおしっこする夢見て「やばい絶対漏らした」と思って漏らしてなかった時すっごいモヤモヤした

When I tried to pee in a dream, my late father appeared absolutely furious and talked me out of it. Tough job, dad.

夢の中でおしっこしようとしたら今は亡き父がガチギレして思い直せと説得に来た、父も大変だな

When I was young, I had a bathroom dream, followed through on it in the dream, and yeah — crossed the line. Still counts as evidence that humans are incredible, in its own way.

若いころトイレする夢見て夢の中でトイレしてて漏らしたことあるよ人体ってすごいんだなあ

That’s exactly how it went for me ⁉️

僕は、それでやらかした⁉️

Incredible…… I’ve actually had it happen. And I was already a full-grown adult.

えっすごい……全然漏らしてて驚いたことありますよ。もう大人だったのに。

It has actually happened to me, not gonna lie. Rare, but it does occur.

いやごく稀に実際におしっこしてたことありますよ

I once dreamed I was taking a standing pee by the riverbank (tachishon — peeing outdoors while standing, a very Japanese roadside habit) and went ahead and wet the bed.

河川敷で立ちションする夢見て普通におもらししたことある

Fully grown adult. When I pee in a dream, it usually means I’m peeing in real life too. Rough.

大人だけど夢の中でおしっこしたら大抵現実でもしてるつらい

Greetings. A gay man in his 40s who wet the bed from a pee dream is present.

放尿する夢を見てお漏らしした40代オカマがここにいます

Heads up — eventually you’ll have an incident. Hi, I’m your senior in the art of wetting the bed.

これ、いつか漏らすから気をつけた方が良いこんにちは、おもらしの先輩です

That’s how it gets you. Let your guard down and one day it just… happens. Keep that in mind!

そうやって油断してるとなぁ。たまにとんでもないことになるからな。覚えとけよ！

Honestly I’ve never had a dream-pee incident myself — is this just individual variation?

実際この手のドリームおしっこで誤爆した記憶が無いけど、個体差なのか

My take

For the record, peeing isn't actually discouraged in this world either. Your dream brain built an entire alternate society just to feel okay about something that was already completely fine.

#Funny #Culture

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