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Funny·Society· Apr 8, 2026 · 7 min

When New Hires Accidentally Put the Boss to Work

A new nurse asked a nearby doctor to prescribe Vaseline. He was the chief of surgery.

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Japanese hospitals and workplaces operate within clearly defined hierarchies. In a hospital, there's a world of difference between a resident, an attending physician, a department chief, and a professor — and new staff, still learning who's who, can unknowingly task the most senior people in the building with the most routine requests. The thread started when a brand-new nurse spotted what looked like an idle doctor and asked him to prescribe some Vaseline. He was the chief of surgery.

The moment the people nearby grasped the situation, the reaction was immediate. A resident in the vicinity reportedly screamed something close to "WAIT — I'LL DO IT — MEEE" and launched into desperate damage control. The post quickly drew in others with similar stories — from hospital wards to department store counters to factory assembly lines — all sharing the experience of accidentally handing a VIP the most ordinary of tasks.

What the replies reveal, alongside the secondhand embarrassment, is a genuine debate: are these hierarchical rules actually reasonable, or is "whoever's free should just do it" the more sensible approach? A few stories toward the end quietly answer that question.

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Back when I was totally new, I asked this doctor who looked completely free to prescribe some Vaseline, and he went “Me??” I thought maybe only dermatology can prescribe it or something?? Turned out he was the chief of surgery. The resident nearby just completely lost it — “WA̲IT!!!! I’LL WRITE IT!!! MEEE!!!!”
ド新人の時、めちゃくちゃ暇そうな医者にワセリンの処方頼んだら「俺が出すの?」て言われて、え?ワセリンて皮膚科しか出せんとかあんのかな?と思ったら外科部長で、傍にいた研修医にオ゛ッ!!!!!!待↑って!!!!!俺が出します!!!!!!俺が!!!!!!!て絶叫されたことある
New nurse omg… (´;ω;`) I understand that resident’s panic so deeply I might actually throw up lol. The resident probably forgot it 30 minutes later because they were slammed with work — but the chief of surgery definitely gave her a little nickname in his head. “Vaseline-chan.”
新人ナースぇ…(´;ω;`)そばにいた研修医の気持ちがわかりすぎて吐きそうというか吐く ヤバい 忙しすぎて30分後には研修医は忘れてそうだけど、外科部長は多分頭の中でワセリンちゃんとあだ名つけてそう
Same here in my first year — I had a 6am blood draw that I absolutely could not get from this one patient. No seniors around, so I asked the only doctor in the nurses’ station. He went “…Me?” all confused, but he did it anyway 🥹. Found out later he was the head of pediatrics. Went completely pale. 😂
わたしも1年目の頃、朝6時の採血でどうしても採れない患者さんがいて先輩に頼みたくても詰所に誰もいなくて、困り果てて詰所に1人だけいた先生にお願いしたら「俺が…?」って困惑されたけど、困惑しながらも先生が採血してくださって🥹 あとからその先生が小児科の部長だったと知って青ざめた😂
Back when I was still getting used to ICU night shifts — this unknown, kind, and genuinely dashing doctor showed up early in the morning and I just dumped a pile of IV orders on him. He accepted each order sheet so politely. Then a senior nurse spotted it from across the room, sprinted over, and absolutely chewed me out. He was a professor. (In Japanese hospitals, professors hold the highest academic-clinical rank, above department chiefs.)
若かりし頃、まだ慣れぬICUで夜勤をしていた時。 早朝来た見知らぬ優しいダンディな先生に点滴をしこたま頼んだ。オーダーした用紙を丁寧に渡してくれたのだが、それを遠目で見かけた先輩がダッシュでやってきてめちゃめちゃ怒られた。 教授だった。
Not even a new hire — I was a kid patient. I asked my “always-idle” doctor (read: always up for a chat) for an IV and he went “ME?!” but did it anyway with like 5-6 nurses watching. He was super skilled. Looking back I was an absolute menace of a patient and apparently the whole floor was buzzing about it lol
ド新人どころかクソガキ患者の時、いつも暇そう(雑談に付き合ってくれる)担当医に点滴頼んだら「俺が!?」って看護師5~6人見守る中で注射してくれて、めちゃ上手だったけれど今思えばトンデモ患者だしフロア湧いてた
Honestly at least that’s something. I thought the deputy director of the hospital was a patient for ages… so glad I never actually talked to them fr ()
まだいいよ。 私副院長のことずっと患者だと思ってたもん…話しかけなくてよかったよまじで()
In regular company terms, it’s basically like asking the head of sales to make you a photocopy.
普通の会社で言うと営業部長にコピー頼むような感じ。
When I worked as a kindergarten teacher, I was going down the line patting the heads of crying new kids to comfort them, and got so into it that I accidentally patted the vice principal’s head too.
幼稚園の先生だった頃、入園したばかりで寂しくて泣いてる年少さんを順番に頭撫でて背中さすって声かけてたら勢い余って副園長の頭まで撫でたことならある
About two weeks into my job, I was running low on parts at my assembly line station. We were told not to leave the line — ask someone outside the line to bring them. So I turned around, made eye contact with someone, and asked them. Didn’t recognize the face at all. He was the factory manager, there specifically to check on the new hires…
入社2週間くらいの頃、手元の部品がなくなりかけてて、でもライン作業だから自分で取りに行くんじゃなくてライン外作業してる人に頼んで持ってきてもらうようにと言われていたので誰かいないかと振り返って目が合った人に頼んだら、顔全く覚えてなかったけど新人の様子を見に来た工場長だったな…
Same when I was brand new — there was this friendly older office guy who’d always chat me up. Every time we ran into each other I’d vent about difficult customers, ask him to show me around the building… He was the CEO.
私もド新人の時、気さくに話しかけてくれる事務のおじさんがいて、会う度にこんな面倒なお客さんがいた、とか話したり、道案内お願いしまーすとか頼んでたら社長だった
At some reception party there was a former prime minister, so I went “Oh!! Networking shot!!” and dashed over — but he got surrounded immediately and I couldn’t reach him. Told my coworkers when I got back and they absolutely lost it screaming “THANK GOOOOOOOD”
とある会合の立食パーティかなんかで元総理がいたから、ぉ!名刺渡しチャオ!!って駆け出したけどあっという間に人だかりに囲まれて渡せなかったって会社帰って報告したらよかったあぁぁぁぁぁぁって絶叫されたことある
Sounds like this chief wasn’t really the type to engage with new nurses… Where I worked, a lot of the senior doctors loved the younger staff. When a nervous new hire came to them for help, you could tell they were secretly delighted, and they’d do things right away that they’d normally never bother with.
新人看護師に構いたくないタイプの部長さんだったんだろうな…私がいたところは若い子大好きな先生が多かったので、新人が緊張しながら相談しに行くとこっそり喜んでるように見えた。普段ならやらんやろって事すぐやってくれる。
And this is exactly why nurses eventually get handed the rule: “New nurses must report to a senior nurse before approaching a doctor.”
これをするから、後で医師から 『新人看護師は医師に報告する前に、先輩看護師に報告すること』というお達しがくる。
This kind of thing happens even after a departmental transfer. Right after mine, I got a phone call for “Dr. so-and-so,” walked into the ward mid-rounds to fetch them, and it was a professor. I can’t memorize every professor in every department…
異動したてでもあるある 異動してまもなく、「○○先生」あての電話を受け、回診の真っ最中に「○○先生~」と呼びに行ったら教授だった 全科の教授なんて把握できないわよ…
Looking back, being new was just full of these incomprehensible traps. Honestly kind of nostalgic lol
今考えたら新人時代ってこういうわけわからんトラップ多すぎたな懐かし
Wait, what’s actually wrong here……? Like, it’s bad because you went to the VIP even though there were other people around?
これって何が悪いの……? 他にも人がいるのに偉い人に頼んじゃったから?
What’s wrong with it though?
なにがだめなの?
It’s basically like a part-timer asking the executive VP for errands, when a brand-new full-time employee is grinding away right next to them — and the VP was only there to observe the new hire.
バイトの子が近くに馬車馬のように働いている新人の正社員がいるのに、その近くで正社員の様子を見ていた専務取締役に雑用頼んだようなもん
Reading through the replies, I’m genuinely confused — is there an unspoken rule in medicine that senior doctors don’t do this kind of thing? They’re all doctors regardless of rank, so shouldn’t the principle be “do what you can for the patient”?
リプライ含めて見て疑問なんだけど、お医者さんの中には、偉い人はこういう仕事はしないみたいな不文律があるってことですか? 地位に関係なく皆医師なのだから患者のためにできることをしよう、とはなっていないの?
Can’t the free person just do it…? Rank or no rank, if your hands are empty, just do it?? When I worked full-time at a care home, everyone did the work regardless of position. Is the medical world genuinely that different??
暇な人がやれば良くない…? 役職ついてようがついてなかろうが 手が空いてるならその人がやればいいやん… 介護の正社員の時は役職関係なく皆仕事してたで?? て思うんすけど医療現場って違うんすかね
Honestly, a chief of surgery who just smiles and goes “Sure, I got it” in that moment? That’s the dream.
そこで 「分かった」 と笑いながらやってくれるような外科部長なら最高だな
Even after you’ve reached a certain level, you want to be the kind of person who doesn’t go “Me?? Really??” when asked.
ある程度の立場になっても「俺が出すの?」とか言わない人間でありたいよね。
lol this made me picture it and laugh — when I was new at a department store, we were completely swamped at the registers and gift counter, so I yelled “We need backup 😭!” and the department manager showed up. He said “I can’t run the new register, but I can wrap gifts?” and did this impossibly clean rotation wrap. I thought he was so cool ✨ And afterward he said “That was fun — haven’t done it in a while 🥹✨”
想像してなんか笑ったんだけど、私百貨店の新入社員のとき、レジとか包装が爆発しててんてこ舞いのとき、応援お願いします😭!って叫んだら部長がきて、「俺最近のレジ打てんけど包装ならやろか?」って凄く綺麗に回転包装してくれて、かっこいい✨と思ったし、部長は「久しぎて楽しかったよ」と🥹✨

My take

I bet some of these VIPs secretly enjoy getting a task handed to them. And any boss who's caught off guard but just rolls up their sleeves and gets it done anyway — their approval rating goes up instantly.
Source & translation note

Comments loosely translated for tone. Reactions collected from Togetter and X threads.

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