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A Man Bought His Way Past Five People in a Tokyo Restroom Line

Emergency capitalism strikes at Tokyo Station, and the line was strangely okay with it.

· 3 min · Togetter

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Picture this: Tokyo Station, busy morning, restroom line for the stall — the kind where you really need to wait. A man walks up, presses 1,000 yen into each hand of the people ahead of him, says "excuse me, please let me through," and proceeds to skip roughly five people. The original poster watched the whole thing, did the quick math (five people × 1,000 yen = 5,000 yen), and arrived at a surprisingly sanguine conclusion: when you frame it as buying five people's dignity, that might actually be a bargain.

The thread spread quickly, drawing reactions from every angle: the financial calculus of the cheaper alternative, the procedural elegance of paying each person in order, and the deeply unsettling scenario of what happens if multiple desperate people end up in the same line at once. The general mood landed somewhere between "chaotic" and "honestly, respect."

Comments

This morning at Tokyo Station, I was in line for the restroom (the serious kind) when this guy comes up handing out 1,000 yen bills — “Excuse me!! Please let me go first!!” He skipped about five people, so roughly 5,000 yen total. When you think of it as buying five people’s dignity… that’s actually pretty cheap?
No way, people actually do that lol
I was genuinely impressed. Like — that’s a solid move.
Well, compared to the alternative of having an accident… yeah, 5,000 yen is a steal lmao
Lmaoooo this is a valid tactic tho w
Nice adulting!!
But what would he have done if he didn’t have any 1,000 yen bills on him lol
…a crumpled, desperately-clenched 10,000 yen note, slowly making its way to the front of the line
At that point you’d better say yes, or you’re about to witness something truly horrific
After seeing this I decided I’m keeping a 1,000 yen bill on me at all times. Just in case.
If multiple desperate people end up in the same line at once, it’s going to turn into a full-on bidding war. And that is terrifying. 😱
Poor guy!! He must have been in absolute agony to go this far…
A kid having an accident is kind of cute, but an adult man having one is an incident. 1,000 yen per person seems fair.
Since he paid a fair price, I don’t think you can call it cutting in line anymore.
The fact that he went down the line in order and paid each person individually — that’s genuinely gentlemanly behavior. I’m kind of moved.
That’s literally just a fast pass.
A textbook example of throwing money at the problem.
Hear me out: plastic bag from the convenience store 5 yen, spare pants 800 yen, tissues 398 yen — you’d come out 3,700 yen ahead.
And where exactly does dignity fit into this budget?
Even with those legendary foresight powers, Ri Haku (a character from the manga Fist of the North Star, beloved internet meme for making elaborate predictions that always turn out wrong) couldn’t have seen the dignity coming — because there is none!!
↑ Perfect study material for learning what “in theory” means.
Think about it from his side though — ruined suit, cancelled meetings… the actual damage for an adult is way more than a few thousand yen. Technically, leaving through the ticket gates was an option (exiting the paid area means re-validating your ticket to re-enter, which takes time), but clearly there was none. If you’re already struggling to move inside Tokyo Station itself, you’re well past the point of no return.

My take

Paying the people in line directly probably feels more legitimate to those being skipped than buying a fast pass from the venue — at least if you're the one standing there.

Comments loosely translated for tone.

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