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Sailor Moon Punishes 'in the Moon's Place' — But Does the Moon Have Jurisdiction?

One pedantic question about a famous catchphrase turns into a debate over lunar sovereignty, local recruitment, and interference in Earth's internal affairs.

Sailor Moon Punishes 'in the Moon's Place' — But Does the Moon Have Jurisdiction?

What's going on

Sailor Moon's catchphrase in Japanese is 「月に代わっておしおきよ!」 (Tsuki ni kawatte oshioki yo!). Most English-speaking fans know it as "In the name of the Moon, I'll punish you!", but a more literal reading is "In the Moon's place, I'll punish you." The word for "punish" here, oshioki, is the one a parent uses for disciplining a naughty kid, not a court sentence.

One person pointed out that "doing something in someone's place" only works if that someone is known for doing it. Arresting people in place of the police makes sense. The Moon is not known for punishing anyone. He then labeled his own post a kusoripu — net slang for a pointless, nitpicky reply — which made it clear the whole thing was a self-aware joke.

People answered it seriously anyway. In the story, Usagi is the reincarnated princess of the ancient Moon Kingdom, so the Moon is more or less her home country. Others compared the line to the hero of Abarenbō Shōgun, a long-running samurai drama in which the shogun goes undercover to punish corrupt officials "in Heaven's place." From there, the discussion moved on to jurisdiction, local recruitment, and whether any of this counts as interfering in Earth's internal affairs.

Comments

If you think about it, Sailor Moon’s “In the Moon’s place, I’ll punish you” doesn’t actually make sense.

It only works if everyone already agrees that “the Moon is a thing that punishes people.” “In the police’s place, I’ll arrest you,” “In the judge’s place, I’ll sentence you,” “In Hiroyuki’s place, I’ll own you in this argument” — those I’d get. (Hiroyuki Nishimura, founder of the 2channel forum, famous for “winning” arguments online and on TV.)

This is what’s known as a “kusoripu.”

セーラームーンの「月に代わっておしおきよ」って、よく考えると意味がわからない。 そもそも「月はおしおきをするもの」という共通認識がないと意味をなさない。「警察に代わって逮捕よ」「裁判官に代わって判決宣告よ」「ひろゆきに代わって論破よ」ならわかる。 こういうのを「クソリプ」という。

↑Technically this isn’t a “reply,” so calling it a “kusoripu” is wrong. It should properly be called a “kusopos.”

↑THIS, good sir, is what a kusoripu is.

↑これはそもそも「リプライ」じゃないから「クソリプ」というのは間違っていて本来「クソポス」というべきですよね。 ↑これこそが「クソリプ」でござる。

Kusoripu (クソリプ) = kuso (crap) + ripu (reply): a pointless, nitpicky reply. The original was a standalone post, not a reply, so this commenter “corrects” it to kusopos (crap post) — exactly the kind of pedantry the word describes — then labels his own correction a kusoripu, since that one really is a reply. He also ends with de gozaru, an old samurai-style sentence ending, which the OP echoes back.

Curses~

You got me, good sir.

くっそ〜  やられたでござる。
For Sailor Moon, the Moon is her own country, so she’s declaring that she will personally exercise the power to punish on behalf of the state.
セーラームーンにとって月は自国なので「国家に代わって自ら懲罰権を執行する」と宣言している。
It’s like this gentleman saying “In Heaven’s place, I shall strike you down!”
この方が『天に代わって成敗いたす!』という様なものですな。
His Lordship doesn’t actually kill anyone, though. He leaves the dirty work to his ninja. (In the show, the shogun knocks villains down with the blunt back of his sword, then orders his ninja bodyguards to finish them off.)
上様は殺生はせず汚れ仕事は部下の忍びにやらせます
Getting cut down by the shogun himself would be an honorable death anyway.
上様に切られたらむしろ名誉な死なので。
Oh, so Sailor Moon is basically pulling a Mito Kōmon in a foreign land… (Mito Kōmon is a long-running period drama in which a retired feudal lord travels in disguise, then reveals who he is to punish corrupt local officials.)
そうか異国の地で水戸黄門みたいなことしているのかセーラームーン…
So it’s like Her Majesty the Queen declaring, “We shall personally lead the Imperial Guard and put down the rebels”? (Echoes a famous line attributed to Emperor Showa during a 1936 coup attempt, when he said he would lead the Imperial Guard himself.)
女王陛下が朕自ら近衛を率いて賊を征するとおっしゃられていますってこと?
She’s a princess, actually. In her past life, the Queen (her mom) is still around.
プリンセスですね。前世ではクイーン(母)がいるので。
“We shall personally lead the Imperial Guard Division”?
「朕自ら近衛師団を率いて」?
Uh, what she’s leading is the Inner Planets Allied Forces, though? (Sailor Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Venus.)
率いてるのは内惑星連合軍ですよ?

Ahh… so to Earthlings the Moon is Earth’s satellite, but to Moon people Earth is treated as some kind of Moon colony.

And she’s “punishing” Queen Whatshername who broke out of Moon jail, plus the other enemies invading the colony.

I see…

ああ…地球人的には月は地球の衛星だけど、月人的には地球は月の植民地かなんかの扱いなのか で、月から脱獄したクインなにがしとかその他植民地を侵略してきた敵を「おしおき」しているわけだ なるほど…
Sailor Moon’s enemies usually go out of their way to drain the energy out of people on Earth just to get their hands on the crystal she has, so “exercising punitive power on behalf of the state” is totally accurate.
セラムンの敵はだいたい、セラムンが持ってるクリスタルを手に入れるためにわざわざ地球の人間の正気を吸うとかしてくるので、国家に代わって懲罰権行使で全然合ってる
“Under the authority of the International Police, we will use force!” (A catchphrase from the police-themed Super Sentai show Lupinranger VS Patranger.)
「国際警察の権限において、実力を行使する!」
The ones being punished are monsters, so she’s just striking down monsters who interfered in Earth’s internal affairs (by invading Earth) first. (kusoripu)
懲罰刑されるのは魔物なので、最初に内政干渉(地球を侵略)してる魔物を成敗しているに過ぎない。(クソリプ)
So wait, the Moon police come all the way to Earth and arrest everyone in sight by Moon standards??
じゃあ、月の警察がわざわざ地球まで出張ってきて月の基準で片っ端から捕まえてるって事??
Since the Sailor Guardians are scouted, I always pictured it as: the Moon wants to go after criminals who fled to Earth but can’t → so it hires local residents to carry out the job for them.
スカウト制なので月で犯罪した奴が地球に逃げたやつを追いたいけど無理→現地住民に代行を依頼して執行してるイメージなのかなと思ってました。

Well yeah, they’re all Earthlings, huh…

So it’s locally hired agents of a foreign power doing whatever they want inside Japan…

Japan does get called a spy paradise. Never mind other countries, even the Moon doesn’t take it seriously. (Japan is sometimes called a “spy paradise” because it has no dedicated anti-espionage law.)

まあそうね、みんな地球人だもんね、、、 現地採用の他国のエージェントが日本国内で好き勝手やってるってことか、、、 スパイ天国と言われる日本だもんね他国はおろか月にも舐められている
Exercising that against another country is a bit of a problem….
他国に行使するのはちょっとまずい....
That’s interference in internal affairs…
内政干渉や…
Isn’t that interference in internal affairs? (kusoripu)
内政干渉では?(クソリプ)
I’d appreciate it if the Moon people stopped meddling in Earth’s right to punish.
月の人が地球の懲罰権に口を出さないでほしいものです。
Earth’s affairs should be left to Endymion. (Prince Endymion, Tuxedo Mask’s past life as the prince of Earth.)
地球のことはエンディミオンに任せるべき
That’s why, when Sailor Moon transforms, Tuxedo Mask shows up on a linked system and gives his approval: “You render the verdict.”
だからセーラームーンが変身したら連動方式でタキシード仮面になって 君が裁定を下せと承認してくれてるじゃない

My take

A protagonist needs a signature line. As long as it sounds like it lands, more or less, it has done its job.
Source & translation note

Comments loosely translated for tone. Reactions collected from Togetter and X threads.

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